Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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