I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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