...so i touched it.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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