its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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