That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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