He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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