On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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