is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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