Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
