So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
thus making me awesome and them whores
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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