she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sext me about skeletons
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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