This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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