You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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