roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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