Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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