lets start a swedish sibling band together
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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