They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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AMAZING.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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