haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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