Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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