you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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