Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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