So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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