I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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