I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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