I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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