How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
