That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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