4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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