I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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