I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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