Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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