well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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