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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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