Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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