Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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go home
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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