i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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