Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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