Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my being single is dangerous.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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