why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize