okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
