so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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