The maid of honor just puked.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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