How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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