The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
There are leaves in my underwear?
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