Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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