oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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