i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
