so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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