He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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