3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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