y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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