is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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