Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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