I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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