come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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